Monday, January 2, 2017

Ask Alex: I Hate The Weight Room

Dear Alex,

How do I get out of going to the weight room in gym class??

Dear Not So Gym Warrior,

The weight room during gym class is an event dreaded by gym students as they await their turn to enter the sweaty room of horrors. But there are some simple ways to help you get out of the weight room.

Options:
  • Tell your gym teacher you’re sick
  • Forget your clothes for gym (not recommended as it will bring down your gym grade)
  • Find your evil twin from another dimension and force them to go to gym
  • Invest in cloning
  • Transfer schools
  • Wear a mustache and pretend you are a new exchange student

But truthfully I would ask your teacher for alternate activity if you do not feel comfortable in the weight room, or talk to your guidance counselor. Also you only have to go to the weight room for half a marking period, so for now, just hang in there and focus on getting ripped!!

Sincerely,
Alex

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